Doorknob eyes.

We were outside of class during recess, just chatting.
Jiayen: Joyce, look at my eyes!
Joyce: *stares*
Jiayen: Why never say anything wan?
Joyce: What I say worh?
Jiayen: Usually you crap A LOT of rubbish wan.
Joyce: Yes meh? Your eyes look like dolls one.
Jo :*motions to classroom door nearby*
Kah Yan: D-O-O-R ke?

HAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHHAAA

Jo:*points and laughs*
Jiayen:*angry* In what way does my eyes look like a door?
Kah Yan: DOOR KNOB LORRRRRR.*motions two door knobs in front my eyes*

LAUGHTER.

Jo: EVerytime I see door knob, I think of JY's eyes.

Jiayen got stomach ache from laughing that day. Then she was absent the next day.

So What?

You think you're all that, huh?
Well, you're not.
Race you to the top. And let's see who stumbles first.
*STCIKS TONGUE OUT AT YOU*