Doorknob eyes.

We were outside of class during recess, just chatting.
Jiayen: Joyce, look at my eyes!
Joyce: *stares*
Jiayen: Why never say anything wan?
Joyce: What I say worh?
Jiayen: Usually you crap A LOT of rubbish wan.
Joyce: Yes meh? Your eyes look like dolls one.
Jo :*motions to classroom door nearby*
Kah Yan: D-O-O-R ke?

HAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHHAAA

Jo:*points and laughs*
Jiayen:*angry* In what way does my eyes look like a door?
Kah Yan: DOOR KNOB LORRRRRR.*motions two door knobs in front my eyes*

LAUGHTER.

Jo: EVerytime I see door knob, I think of JY's eyes.

Jiayen got stomach ache from laughing that day. Then she was absent the next day.