Finally.

Nya he he he he he *Imagine evil laugh*
I got 7 A's!!!! In your face, people who doubted me:P

My dad's reaction:

Me : DADDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY, I got straight A's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad: SHIT.

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It was because he knew what was coming. LOL.

Me : *smile sweetly and innocently with big eyes* Daddddddyyyy..... I want..............

Lols. But I'm not gonna ask for the moon. ;)
Just a few things(:

...

It's really hard not to feel sad when you long for something so hard it hurts.
It's even worse when you know you can never ever in a million years obtain that thing.
*sighs*

16th December!!!!!

16th of December.
I can't wait for your arrival!!!!:D
Can't wait. Can't wait.
I can't wait for the arrival of the hunger games set at MPH too.
I wish I could get a job at MPH.
Not only do I get to be around books, I'll get to see the new arrivals. I'll work in MPH when I'm in Form Five.
:D

Chess Play

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
*sighs* I laughed for a full minute until my mom asked me to stop.
No, asked was too mild a word.

Anyways, THANK YOU CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I have no idea how it will turn out yet.
I hope it will be as good as i thought.
ARGH. Headache. GTG BM tution!!
IhateBM.

we'll see how this game turns out, eh?

*sighs* How fantastic.

Like all dreamers, I confuse fantasy with reality.
I just can't stop thinking about it.
=) It could be a good thing. It occupies my mind.

At least I have something to think about.

If only Malaysia has four seasons. How great would that be?
When it starts to snow in Malaysia, my mom will allow me to work this holiday.
=D

I just can't get enough.

When Kuroshitsuji Season 2 ended, I couldn't believe it.
YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH SEASON 3!!!!
I didn't like the ending by the way.
Sebastian should have eaten ciel's soul. After all he had done for him.
PSSHH. Now he has to serve Ciel FOREVER??
I pity him greatly.

Weird fear

I have ran out of things to do and lately, strange as it is, I have started playing chess with my dad. 5 games and I have won none.
Lols. Hey, what do you expect? I'm no chess master.=)

I have this weird fear of losing my chess pieces. Not as in losing them to my opponent. As in losing them forever.

Possible ways to lose them:

1. Falling off the board if someone knocks into my study table.

2. My dog chewing the piece's head off.

3. My sister playing with them and then losing them.

4. My mother accidentally throws one into the trash.

5. A gust of strong wind blowing one or two away. (LOLS.)

If i lose one or two, the whole set goes wasted.
It's really easy for me to lose stuff.=D
I hope this set lasts till the end of next year.

Hmmmm...

If IF I get straight A's I would.....

1. Ask grandpa for tickets to a SHINee concert=)(Which my resources tell me could be about RM500)
2. Get RM50 from grandma.( and some pineapple cookies.YUM!)
3. Ask for iPod touch from dad.
4. Ask for one year of no nagging from my mom.
5. Ask for new laptop from relatives (4aunts,3uncles)

Yeah.. thats about it. Now the problem is...
Will I get straight A's?

This and That.

PHISSSSSH. FUUUUUUSSSS. BLEEERRRK. BLABLABLA. YEURGH.=P
LOLS. The various noises i make when my mom starts to nag me.
AAAAAAAAAATCHOOOOOOO! i tried that. But in vain. SHE noticed all right.
I know it's for my own good. But...sometimes, I can't take the constant nagging.
Sure, you call it telling-me-what's-good-lecture-that-all-moms-do.
I call it daily torture.
SIGH. I might as well buy some earplugs.
A CRUCIAL INVESTMENT FOR THE WELL BEING OF MY EARS.

Or perhaps an iPod Touch.

I'm sure Lucifer or Hello could drown her out.

ILOVEYOU, technology.
Now, if only we teenagers have mind control plugs for parents.=)

Now that PMR is over...

Now that PMR is over...

Good
~I can do ALMOST anything I want.(YIPEE)
~I get to watch whatever movie I want.=)
~I don't have to touch another text book until next year.
~I have virtually zero tution.
~I can sleep in.
~I can buck up to actually clean all my shelves, cupboards and shoes.
~I can go on any trips.

Bad
@Lame activities at school
@Zero thing to do everyday.( I feel like I have no purpose in life)
@Get nagged about other stuff.(I wonder how my mom thinks of brand new topics to nag me)
@BORING

Maybe, possibly, i dunno.

Maybe, possibly I could be starting to like kpop. =D
By now, when I listen to English songs on the radio, I feel so bored of them.
Hmmm, I wonder if there is a kpop radio station.
Hope there is.=)

Eat. Laugh. Share.

I've never had such a FUN time in KFC. Until I visited an outlet in TELUK INTAN with Joanna Ong.
Fuu...I've never laughed so hard in my life while trying not to choke on my twister. Or as Jo likes to call it, Kah Yan's Blow blow Twister...thingie.
Jo, with her 1Malaysia finger.
I tried to eat. but how can you possibly eat with jo next to you?
With the added possibility of Joyce with her itchy camera capturing a moment of me opening my mouth wide to eat, AIYOH, eat also no peace.

It was even funnier when i couldn't differentiate between the ladies toilet sign and the mens' toilet sign. For the ladies, they had a high heeled shoe. For men, they had a stinking normal shoe.At first, I couldn't tell. Then I was thinking: Hah, how come got two toilets?Two signs, what are they saying??

But still, it was FUN.
Next time I go to KFC, I'll just order some nuggets and a cup of Pepsi.
Let's see who chokes this time round.=)
No twister for me.=D

Doorknob eyes.

We were outside of class during recess, just chatting.
Jiayen: Joyce, look at my eyes!
Joyce: *stares*
Jiayen: Why never say anything wan?
Joyce: What I say worh?
Jiayen: Usually you crap A LOT of rubbish wan.
Joyce: Yes meh? Your eyes look like dolls one.
Jo :*motions to classroom door nearby*
Kah Yan: D-O-O-R ke?

HAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHHAAA

Jo:*points and laughs*
Jiayen:*angry* In what way does my eyes look like a door?
Kah Yan: DOOR KNOB LORRRRRR.*motions two door knobs in front my eyes*

LAUGHTER.

Jo: EVerytime I see door knob, I think of JY's eyes.

Jiayen got stomach ache from laughing that day. Then she was absent the next day.

So What?

You think you're all that, huh?
Well, you're not.
Race you to the top. And let's see who stumbles first.
*STCIKS TONGUE OUT AT YOU*

...

Scroll down, BEST FRIENDS.
=) So good ah me. Dedicated a picture to my BEST FRIENDS.

*SNEEZES* Wonders how Jo is at school.
Did she take my advice to sit beside Joyce?
Did she vandalise my pen?
I'll know for sure tomorrow.

In mourning

I'm currently in mourning for my bottle.
I lost it during saturday Guides meeting.
Actually it wasn't me but another girl whom I don't know.
Apparently I forgot to take it down with me, so my mom left it with a girl and told her to pass to ME!!!!!!
AADDOIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently the girl didn't find me.
T.T Thats how I lost my bottle.
TRAGIC.
HAIZZZ.

WELL, I'VE always needed a new bottle.
So it was kind of in a good way.
Bottle sayangku, FAREWELL.

I found myself in wonderland. Is this real or is this pretend?
I don't think I can tell anymore.
I'd prefer to stay right where I am.

Bye blog.
I'd better go study before I get too stuck to the computer.
*Pulls modem out.*
There.

Good news and bad news

Bad things about today was...
1. BIG traffic jam in Cameron Highlands. How stupid of us to go on a public holiday.
2. Stupid cousin annoying me like hell.
3. Leg aching like mad because sat too long in car
4. Had to go to bathroom in the middle of highway.
5. Had headache on the way home.
6. Now still have headache.
7. Jo NEVER replied my sms.
8. Shoes dirty with mud.
9. Forgot to buy souvenirs.
10. No radio stations could be tracked(is that the word for it?)*sobs* Sooooooo boring.


Good things about today was...
1. Cameron Highlands was COLD.
2. Got fog on the way home.
3. Funny jokes on the way.
4. Chocolate strawberries!!(LOVE CHOCOLATE) I am a chocolate addict.
5. Saw big sunflowers. How nice.
6. Ate NICE strawberry ice cream. Pure strawberry 100%
7. Cousin fell asleep halfway home and on the way there.
8. Ate really nice nasi lemak.
9. Annoying aunt fell asleep halfway too.

COLOURBLIND? HAHA.XD

My art teacher was talking about her friend who was colourblind and making us laugh....A BIT.

Her: If you're colourblind, you don't notice it yourself. I mean, she sees green as yellow.And other colours as other colours. But she can STILL drive.
Me:*gulps**looks around.*
*looks at teacher, then turns around to look at Jo.*
She's wearing a purple baju kurung today right?
Jo: Huh? Yeah, why? *realises why I asked* Hahahahahahah.

Bladder enlargement surgery? OOPSIES DAISIES!

KAHYAN says:
we better go enlarge our bladders.
Jo says:
*enters surgery room*
KAHYAN says:
scary lehh
*doctor injects painkiller*
*he says: this won't hurt a bit*
Jo says:
*falls into deeeeeeeeeeeep sleeep*
KAHYAN says:
*feels a little pain*
*hears doctor say: Oopsies*
*wonders what happened*
Jo says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KAHYAN says:
*next thing you know, you have to wear pampers for the rest of your life.*
Jo says:
ADOIII
KAHYAN says:
*or tape a potty there*
LOL
i think i wanna post that in blog.
Jo says:
me toooo

So here it is.
TADAA.
I think CRAZEEEE friends make an even CRAZIER ME?!
HAHAHHAHAHHA.

Phone ringing....Hallucination?

CRAAAAAP. I can't even tell between a real ringtone and an imaginary one.

I hear my phone ring. Speeds over only to see it wasn't. I hear it ring a second time. This time, I'm clever. I don't bother. Turned out it was a real call.

Sweets during BM

You know, they should really allow us to eat sweets during BM class.
Or Sejarah class.
Do you know how utterly boring can they possibly get??
Especially if you slept late the night before.
I very nearly fell asleep during these periods.
Only manage not to get caught. But Jiayen did get caught by Puan Hamsiah.
Jiayen should thank her lucky stars she din get demerited.
Argh...Getting sleepy.*pulls out some sour sweets.*
*screws my face up* You want one?
=) It's REAL sour.

Silence.

I really really hate not talking to you.
I got used to blabbing the whole day.
Keep quiet for 70 minutes also cannot.
Haizzz...
So mulut murai lehhh.
ARGH...got kh homework.
Better go do adi lehhhhh.
Argh.

Nothing is bigger than love.
Nothing else can make you happier.
Nothing else can break you.

Love is a strong word.
Be careful how you use it.

Unknown Noobcase.

Some noobcase added me, and accidentally I added her/him.

cleolongman01@hotmail.com says:
Looking for someone to share life with..
ªKAHYAN§ says:
shut up
cleolongman01@hotmail.com says:
hey, hows it going?
ªKAHYAN§ says:
shut up
cleolongman01@hotmail.com says:
i'm 20/f your a male right?
ªKAHYAN§ says:
just shut up. wats wrong wit you, noobcase?
cleolongman01@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
ªKAHYAN§ says:
shut up, idiot
cleolongman01@hotmail.com says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?

Computer Virus...better block her.
Total noobcase laa.
Watch out.
Internet's a dangerous world.

Laugh-a-thon.

All I did was laugh today.
Laugh non-stop.
Jiayen, you really missed out on all the fun.
Who ask you din come?

Jo was so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnny during the science class.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH.=D

I wish everyday could be this funny.
I would have broken my laugh box.
Waiitt. There's no such thing as a laugh box right?
If there is, I would have alreay damaged it.
=D

Our Idiocy: Me and Jiayen

I dunno for what friggin reason I went and talk in BM. Crazzeee adi..LOL.
ENJOY.=)

Kahyan says:
Usia kamu sudah lebih tua daripada aku.
Jaeyeon says:
bugger u!
ish
Kah Yan says:
Usia kau juga lebih tua dari orang tu yang duduk di tepimu
BM so good adi ah me!
Jaeyeon says:
fine
i dont want 2 talk 2 u ady
Kah Yan says:
Tapi Usiakau tak tua seperti YUEN HUI
Jaeyeon says:
u meany!
ya
i know
u very young
ish
Kah Yan says:
WALAUPUN usia kamu sudah begitu....(ahem) Kau masih mempunyai paras muka yang (ahem, cough) muda dan macam bayi yang sudah tua tapi sangat muda.
What am I crappin??
SERIOUSLY, MY BM IMPROVED! HAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHAHAA
IN CELEBRATION, I TYPE MORE. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Jaeyeon says:
babi
Kah Yan says:
Kau kawanmu yang amat setia, setiap kali buat makanan yg. sedap belaka(except nugget). Yang pasti ada ialah (crabstick).
Jaeyeon says:
pergi mati
jangan cakap yang bukan bukan
pergi tidur
Kah Yan says:
dan roti yang Amat wangi dan berbau KUAT
Jaeyeon says:
saya tahu kamu telah gila
Kah Yan says:
tima kasih
Jaeyeon says:
tak payah menyeksakan diri sendiri!
Kah Yan says:
kamu juga laa
Kamu patut hembus nafas yang lega.
Jaeyeon says:
saya tidak cakap apa apa pun
kamu yang cakap saja
Kah Yan says:
And enjoy a cup of tea
why you talkin BM ah?
Jaeyeon says:
ok ler
what u wantr me 2 say leh!!
XD
Kah Yan says:
Pedihnya hatiku yang amat merindui hari-hari yang.........where am i goin with this ah?? Sound lesbian leh
Terpengaruh oleh pakar. i.e. JO

My wishlist...hahahh

I have a wishlist of stuff.
Mostly stuff i won't get unless I win a lottery.

1. IPOD TOUCH/ MP3
2. CONVERSE SNEAKERS
3. NIKE BOTTLE
4. NIKE SHOES
5. NEW WATCH!
6. IPAD
7. IPHONE
8. BOOKS ON A CERTAIN TOPIC
9. NEW WATCH!!!!!

The GREAT English Challenge.

The great English Challenge was to commence on 22nd April.
It is continuing on Sat when we have replacement class for school.

I thought it would be fantasticly EASY and a total breeze for me.
I was wrong.
I was only two points higher than Jo and a lot lower than Jiayen!!
Jo is the "champion" of the day.
LAWL. I'm second last. Jiayen is the first.
UNEXPECTED.

OKAYYY... LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW. HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHH.
I'll be careful but sometimes it just BLURTS OUT.
I should just shuddup..
But thats against the rules.
The rules I set.
The IRONY of it.

No laas., ahs, cantonese, bm, mah or short forms. PERFECT GRAMMAR.
My English teacher, Mrs. Cheah, would be proud.

After school minutes.

Jo and me was sitting in front of the class just waiting for our transport. She was singing, practicing for our oral.I was reading.

Jo: *singing*
Me: *reading* Look up when a car horn. At the same time, Jo changed songs.
So familiar one geh?
Jo: This song ah? This song is called-
Me: No ah. The car horn. It sounds like my mom's car.
Jo: Cehhhh...

It turned out it was my mom's car.LOL=).

Just rambling off at the mouth.

Haizz...I feel so degraded.Depressed.
You have no friggin idea why and what I want.
Do you even deserve being called my friend?
Guess not.Nope.
Sometimes you seem fine.
But sometimes you really piss me off.
IDIOT.
I shouldn't have got too close to you and tell you so much.
Figures how completely stupid I was.
ARGH.

FOCUS. Don't waste your time over this idiot.
Mid-term.
Don't wanna get B for geography anymore.

....

My attention is Bad, but my intentions are good.
it's not my fault I'm falling asleep in Bm and Sejarah class.

Computer Addict??

Oh no.
I see it now.
I cant seem to stay away from the computer.
I'm so bored eventhough I have loads of homework.
Jo, why won't you on9? Gean, Jiayen? You guys too.
Oh no.
AM I THE ONLY COMPuter. ADDICT???
NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I cant believe it would one day come to that.
Curse you, MODEM.
Please, please break down.

On second thought, DO NOT break down.

Waiiiiiiiiiiit. BREAK DOWN!

NEVER. Do not break down.

OFF9 NOW.

ON9 NOW IS BETTER.

ARGH!!!!!!! ID 10T.SWITCH IT OFF NOW. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU HAVE LOADS OF HOMEWORK??

I've been having mental battles like this for two days.
Has it finally come to that?
Hmmmm....I don't care anyways.
OK. Back to studying. Mid-term's next MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

=)

Friendship isn't a big thing. It's a million little things.

I think I'm going overboard with the friendship thing.
Lalalalallalallala.
So what if I do?
I just feel soooooooooooooooooooooooooo overjoyed I have friends who really care.
I think?
But...................
No matter what, I'll be on the positive side and be happy.
Given the choice, I would choose to live everyday happy and carefree.
I think I'm doing that now.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
I love those HAHs.
=):):]=]Smiles are so infectious, don't you think?=):):]=]

Off the computer, Kah Yan.

Friends VS Besties!

Here's what I found in Facebook:

The Truth About Friends Vs. Best Friends

1.FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

2.FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Gran...dpa, GRAMPS!

3.FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

4.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

5.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your things and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."..OR KEEP IT AND DOESNT GIVE IT BACK....LOL

6.FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biograph

7.FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Isn't it nice to have best friends who really care about you and will do anything for you?=)
It's nice to have friends who help you no matter what even to get a safety pin from a totally horrible person who will stick to you like a leech if you even smile at her.But that's a totally different story.=)
From my own experience, I think no.1 is VERY true. Right?

Let it all out.

Let's uncork the bottle and let the liquid all spill out and stain someone else's life.
It could be wine, gassy drinks or poison.
Whatever it is, just let it all out.
OUT is good.
Yeah, it sure is.
And live your life happy.
MOVE ON.
Would you rather smile and laugh everyday rather than mope and be emo?
Forget about it.
It won't help, at least temporarily.(for me larh)
I'd rather be cheerful all day even if Im miserable inside.
That's how I deal with it.
So you can't really tell if I'm upset.
Unless it's a really super friggin miserable thing like deaths. THAT you can definitely tell.

:) Smiles are contagious......or so I heard.
Well, they are. Like a yawn in history class. They're bound to infect someone.
:) SMILE! :)

REALLY confused.

I dunno what I'm doing.
Might as well get it over with.
C'mon...
Argh! Can't.
DO IT!!
Presses hard.
Sweats.
Rubs it away.
Takes a deep breath.
Pen runs out of ink.
I give up.
And closes my Maths textbook along with the ex. book.

Consciences

Bad and good consciences.
Both mine.
Both fighting.
Only one wins.
But which one?

GEROFF the internet.
Never.
Push that button.
Wait till close larh blogger first.
Yeah, now log off.
Never!
Close this window.
Oh, you mean click a new tab?
NOOOO! Close it now.
NO.
Yes.
Nope.
What good will it do you?
To satisfy me.
Only temporarily.
Er..Fine, you win.
Good girl. now go finish that pile of homework.
I din say im gonna do homework.
What??
I switch off the computer. Ooo....my fave tv programme on now.
==""

Jiayen's LONGKANG.

Jiayen was boasting about her ability to swallow.

Jiayen: I can swallow six tablets.
Jo: I can swallow tablets of this size.(Holds fingers in the size)
Me: *looks at both of them*
Jiayen: I can swallow six at one go leh.
Me: Yalah, your throat like LONGKANG. Ten also no problem larh.

All of us crack up in laughter. I think I laughed the hardest.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH!
I'm done.
Wait.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAH!
Ok, I'm done.
And that was during BM period.

LOL.What fun. I wonder I will laugh at tomorrow?

Confused. That's how mixed up I am now.

Confused.
Crazy?
Blur.
Hurt.
I don't wanna do this anymore.
That's how mixed up I am now.

I feel so hurt.
Your hateful words flicker the flame in me.
They enraged the fire.
I feel it building up.
One more straw.
And that's it.
I tell you.
I'm DAMN serious, I so don't wanna do this anymore.

Don't you know that your words hurt me?
Or was it on purpose?
I guess I won't ever know.
But i don't like to keep it bottled up.
I would like to tell someone.
My dog would work.
Here, doggie..I give you treat treat. Sit here and be good.
My dog looks at me like it understands the pain, the sorrow I'm feeling.
Good dog.

Cheer up,Kah Yan.
cheer up.

Your life's so much more than that right?
:)

A Vow to Myself

This time, I'm dead serious.

I want to hear those three words from you, no matter what.
Even if you don't say it out loud, I don't mind.
I just want it to happen.
And when it does,
You'll lose in the game you've always win.

Be careful.
I'm coming.
And I'm not turning back. Not this time.
Not EVER.

Watch out.
You have been warned.
You will lose and be kicked out from the game.
I promise.

Nap time...... in tuition??

One minute I was awake.
A minute later, I was nodding and my eyes were closing.
Twenty seconds later, I had fallen asleep on my geo book on pg. 111.
I wanted to stay awake but I really couldn't.
Soon I was snoring quietly.
At any minute now, my tuition teacher could have caught me sleeping.
This was one REALLY CLOSE brush.

At one time, he asked me.

Him: Kah Yan, I can't see your head anymore.
Me: * Getting up* What?
Him: Tired from Pesta Ria?
Me: *blur*huh? UH,yeah.
Him: Oh..

Half an hour later, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
I SLEPT FOR 40MINS IN TUITION. FIRST TIME.
I've broken my record.
And I think I left a mark on my geo book.
And my neck aches a BIT from sleeping like that.

Well, there's a first time for everything.
GTG. Gotta ask Pui Teng to borrow her geo book to copy.
And then to get rid of that mark on my geo book.
Haizz...then do homework.
Bye, blogger.i.e. computer.

I'll miss you.

Alone? Never!

Good friends don't let you do stupid things....
Alone.

I think that's true.
Friends are really important to one.
LOL.

I dunno why am I posting this in Blogger, but..
My life's going great right now.
Except for the tuition classes and exam and PMR.
I have GREAT friends.

:) Smile and the world smiles with you.
:( Cry and you cry alone.

Ways to avoid cockroach...

Believe me, I know from experience how utterly horrible it is.
And this cockroach we're talking about is just a nickname for somebody..
Jiayen, Jo, you know right? So does Joyce...

Ways to avoid cockroach.(Known and tested in real life)

1. Pretend to talk to somebody very interestingly.(doesn't work...she'll just cut in)
2. RUN AWAY(my preferred method)
3. Snap at her. Yell at her to go away.( Havent tried that yet)
4. Put on a really scary face.( even scarier than hers)
5. Say that you wanna go toilet then sneak away.
6. Pretend to buy something.
7. Engage her with a conversation with someone else.
8. NEVER BE KIND TO HER. DO NOT SHOW PITY. NEVER TALK TO HER.(really crucial. If you do this for more than five times. Youre done for.)
9. Never ask her for safety pin even if your friend's nametag is falling out.i.e. me.)

Crazy

The complete opposite of Jiayen, Jo and me is still CRAZY!

Bedtime stories....how boring can they get??

Every night, I read bedtime stories to my little sister.
I know, I'm such a perfect sister.*perasaan case*

But every bedtime story starts with the usual.
And ends with the usual.You know what I mean.
Happily ever after..BORING.

My version of Goldilocks:

She worked for the bears until she was an old old maid and died as a spinster.
Isn't that better? Than Happily Ever After???
(I actually twisted and turned it around in a cruel way)
Little kids have to realise there's no happily ever after in this world right?
And what goes around comes around. Goldilocks deserved it.

R.I.P, Goldilocks..

Why would you care?

Who are you to me?
Why do you care?
It doesn't concern you no matter how much you wanna ask.
Why would you care?
Because you don't. Because I'm nothing to you.
It's because you totally hate everything good that's ever happened to me. Then you make it like it's real bad.
And when I make the slightest mistake,you laugh.
Don't you realise it makes me LOATHE you?
It makes me sad inside. And tears me up..
Out of all people..You?
It makes me sigh...whether I will find true friends who will always be there for me...no matter what.
SIGH.

But maybe someday I will.:)
Cheer up, Kah Yan.
Cheer up.

Mad as a hatter

Jiayen and Jo.
Both as mad as hatters.
Or even more so in a twisted corrupted way(mostly Jiayen)

I'm in the middle.
Not as mad.
Definitely not as corrupted.
Wonder what do I classify as?

First Aid Test- A total pain in the you know what.

ARGH!!! It's such a relief to know that I won't need to stay back anymore for the first aid for Girl Guides. A total waste of time..
RIGHT...Why wait 5 hours before I go blogging after school?

It's a waste of time.(And if it weren't for the badge,I wouldn't bother.)
I wanna go home!( Familiar, Jo?) For what? Hehe...What else does a teenager do lah? Eat, sleep,etc...
Lastly, Jo's making it EVEN WORSE. Her fave answer?

Me: Aiyer..today stay back until 6 pm leh.
Jo: haha...When I wake up from my nap, you are still at school.
Me:*glares at her*

It's the green that I need.

It's the green that I need but it's the green that I don't have.

We got a catalogue on discounted latest books.

me:dad! I want to buy some of these books.
dad:and?
me:I want to buy six of them.
dad:ok...Do you have that much angpau money leftover?
me:?? I thought you buy for me.
dad: but you said you want to buy.
me:Fine. Can you buy them for-
dad: No.

First Best Day 2010! :)

Haha! Today's been a lot of fun! Lots of laughs.

First of all, I'm convinced that both of the people behind me hit each other all the time. It's just that Jia Yen hits harder and her hand is real hard like a piece of wood. Real hard wood. LOL!
This time, I hope she's reading this.
Jia Yen! If you're reading right now, I just wanna ask one thing, Do you have more catalogues for me and Jo to make our mark on?Haha.
Luckily, Jia Yen has hands that are not that long neither too fast. So I don't have MUCH bruises.LOL.

Funny. Jia Yen is the only person I know who drafts her blog in THREE pieces of paper. Wasting paper!

Then Jo and I wanna know what she wrote. She walked away and left us alone with the papers.
But we did not see. Cross my heart and hope to get a B in English.
She came back and called us people that cannot be trusted with her privacy. Something like that.
Then Jo scolded her, saying how can she not trust us??

Then she walked away and we peeked.

That just goes to show how trusting we can be.
But, I can actually be trusted with a REAL important secret.
And I don't think this classifies as IMPORTANT. Right, Jia Yen?

And this is my first best day. There are more but I'm too lazy. Go check out sohpoh+patpoh's blog if you wanna know.

And I'm definitely sure more days like this are coming my way. Well, as long as I have my sense of humour intact. And we both know that I won't lose it.
Unless something SERIOUSLY SAD and BAD happens.
And let's hope that doesn't.

Ways to break the news to your mom, my style!=]

If you've got a B in a subject you have always excelled in.

1. You are in a cinema watching a comedy with your mom.
You: Mom.*tug on her hand*
Mom: I want some popcorn.
You:*gulps* (you see a joke coming on and you hurriedly blurt out)
Mom, I got a B in Maths!
Mom: What???
You: Popcorn?*Smiles innocently as cold sweat runs down*

2. You are going on a camping trip for a week to Cameron Highlands and your mom loves strawberries.
You buy a box of them and mail it to her.
When she receives it, she rips the plastic open and see a piece of paper on the front of the box.
Mom, I got a D in my maths. Enjoy the strawberries, they're specially bought for this occasion.
Love, your daughter.

Actually I don't really recommend these ways myself. If you don't want to get in trouble, then study hard in the first place!
Well, look who's talking.

What kind of sick joke is this?

I'm starting to think that everything I say in this blog has to do with humour. Is that good?
Haha. It would probably mean that i am a very carefree person.
Even if I have problems. But you don't need to know that.
But sitting in front of two non-stop laughing people does help in being happy everyday.
Thank you God, for not permitting me to sit beside Jia Yen. If not I would have blue-black bruises already. HAHAHAHHA!(I hope she doesn't see this) *looks to left, looks to right*
But I don't think she would mind. LAWL.

Pesta Ria is a mere 11 more days away.
That equals to hard work plus lots of fun.

Speaking of equations,
Mom equals to nagging plus constant reminder of PMR.
And she is walking this way right now.
Oh no.

Her seeing me equals to nagging plus nagging plus nagging plus reminder of PMR.
Haiz. Life of a Form Three.

Oh no! She sees me.
GTG.

What do you want to be?

My sister asked her tuition teacher, "Teacher, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

The teacher replied,"An accomplished teacher someday."

My sister replied, "Not an old lady meh??=]" And she walked off and got in the car before the teacher could say another word.
HAHA!

Fraser Hill??

Joyce: Kah Yan, have you ever been to Fraser's Hill?
Me: Huh? Yeah, I have.
Joyce: How does Fraser's Hill look like?
Me: Erm...*thinking* Like a hill??
Joyce: *giggles*

Would your half make me whole?

Don't ASK ME!

I was blogging and facebooking like now when my dad walked past, holding today's newspaper and started a short conversation with me.

Dad: Kah Yan, where's mom?
Me: ( busy listening to music and checking facebook updates) Dunno leh.
Dad: Then where's your sister?
Me: *shakes head* Dunno. Dunno.
Dad: Where's your dog?
Me:(clicking and typing very fast) Dunno LAH!
Dad: Where is Kah Yan?
Me: DUNNO!( Thinks for a while, then burst out laughing)

Don't you just hate it when someone is interrupting when you're trying to blog?