It's the green that I need.

It's the green that I need but it's the green that I don't have.

We got a catalogue on discounted latest books.

me:dad! I want to buy some of these books.
dad:and?
me:I want to buy six of them.
dad:ok...Do you have that much angpau money leftover?
me:?? I thought you buy for me.
dad: but you said you want to buy.
me:Fine. Can you buy them for-
dad: No.

First Best Day 2010! :)

Haha! Today's been a lot of fun! Lots of laughs.

First of all, I'm convinced that both of the people behind me hit each other all the time. It's just that Jia Yen hits harder and her hand is real hard like a piece of wood. Real hard wood. LOL!
This time, I hope she's reading this.
Jia Yen! If you're reading right now, I just wanna ask one thing, Do you have more catalogues for me and Jo to make our mark on?Haha.
Luckily, Jia Yen has hands that are not that long neither too fast. So I don't have MUCH bruises.LOL.

Funny. Jia Yen is the only person I know who drafts her blog in THREE pieces of paper. Wasting paper!

Then Jo and I wanna know what she wrote. She walked away and left us alone with the papers.
But we did not see. Cross my heart and hope to get a B in English.
She came back and called us people that cannot be trusted with her privacy. Something like that.
Then Jo scolded her, saying how can she not trust us??

Then she walked away and we peeked.

That just goes to show how trusting we can be.
But, I can actually be trusted with a REAL important secret.
And I don't think this classifies as IMPORTANT. Right, Jia Yen?

And this is my first best day. There are more but I'm too lazy. Go check out sohpoh+patpoh's blog if you wanna know.

And I'm definitely sure more days like this are coming my way. Well, as long as I have my sense of humour intact. And we both know that I won't lose it.
Unless something SERIOUSLY SAD and BAD happens.
And let's hope that doesn't.

Ways to break the news to your mom, my style!=]

If you've got a B in a subject you have always excelled in.

1. You are in a cinema watching a comedy with your mom.
You: Mom.*tug on her hand*
Mom: I want some popcorn.
You:*gulps* (you see a joke coming on and you hurriedly blurt out)
Mom, I got a B in Maths!
Mom: What???
You: Popcorn?*Smiles innocently as cold sweat runs down*

2. You are going on a camping trip for a week to Cameron Highlands and your mom loves strawberries.
You buy a box of them and mail it to her.
When she receives it, she rips the plastic open and see a piece of paper on the front of the box.
Mom, I got a D in my maths. Enjoy the strawberries, they're specially bought for this occasion.
Love, your daughter.

Actually I don't really recommend these ways myself. If you don't want to get in trouble, then study hard in the first place!
Well, look who's talking.

What kind of sick joke is this?

I'm starting to think that everything I say in this blog has to do with humour. Is that good?
Haha. It would probably mean that i am a very carefree person.
Even if I have problems. But you don't need to know that.
But sitting in front of two non-stop laughing people does help in being happy everyday.
Thank you God, for not permitting me to sit beside Jia Yen. If not I would have blue-black bruises already. HAHAHAHHA!(I hope she doesn't see this) *looks to left, looks to right*
But I don't think she would mind. LAWL.

Pesta Ria is a mere 11 more days away.
That equals to hard work plus lots of fun.

Speaking of equations,
Mom equals to nagging plus constant reminder of PMR.
And she is walking this way right now.
Oh no.

Her seeing me equals to nagging plus nagging plus nagging plus reminder of PMR.
Haiz. Life of a Form Three.

Oh no! She sees me.
GTG.

What do you want to be?

My sister asked her tuition teacher, "Teacher, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

The teacher replied,"An accomplished teacher someday."

My sister replied, "Not an old lady meh??=]" And she walked off and got in the car before the teacher could say another word.
HAHA!

Fraser Hill??

Joyce: Kah Yan, have you ever been to Fraser's Hill?
Me: Huh? Yeah, I have.
Joyce: How does Fraser's Hill look like?
Me: Erm...*thinking* Like a hill??
Joyce: *giggles*

Would your half make me whole?

Don't ASK ME!

I was blogging and facebooking like now when my dad walked past, holding today's newspaper and started a short conversation with me.

Dad: Kah Yan, where's mom?
Me: ( busy listening to music and checking facebook updates) Dunno leh.
Dad: Then where's your sister?
Me: *shakes head* Dunno. Dunno.
Dad: Where's your dog?
Me:(clicking and typing very fast) Dunno LAH!
Dad: Where is Kah Yan?
Me: DUNNO!( Thinks for a while, then burst out laughing)

Don't you just hate it when someone is interrupting when you're trying to blog?