Believe me, I know from experience how utterly horrible it is.
And this cockroach we're talking about is just a nickname for somebody..
Jiayen, Jo, you know right? So does Joyce...
Ways to avoid cockroach.(Known and tested in real life)
1. Pretend to talk to somebody very interestingly.(doesn't work...she'll just cut in)
2. RUN AWAY(my preferred method)
3. Snap at her. Yell at her to go away.( Havent tried that yet)
4. Put on a really scary face.( even scarier than hers)
5. Say that you wanna go toilet then sneak away.
6. Pretend to buy something.
7. Engage her with a conversation with someone else.
8. NEVER BE KIND TO HER. DO NOT SHOW PITY. NEVER TALK TO HER.(really crucial. If you do this for more than five times. Youre done for.)
9. Never ask her for safety pin even if your friend's nametag is falling out.i.e. me.)
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